As the owner of one of the finest landscaping businesses in Salem, Ohio, the Beaver is no stranger to grinding his way to the top. His outrageous hyena laugh is recognizable from a three mile distance and the straight absolute magma he spits on the microphone is unmatched throughout the entire human species going back to when we first evolved from fish people or whatever they think happened. As chance would have it, the Beaver was born as something of a ladies man, and all we can really recommend is that you don't bring your girlfriend around him, otherwise you run the chance of her being swept away by his enigmatic Beaver charisma that is only beginning to take the world by storm. 

The Beaver has fantasy embedded in his DNA as the son of a fantasy legend, Clean/The Commish. It’s like being a part of the damn royal family. His first sentence as a baby Beaver was, "Draft running backs early." Beaver could be destined for greatness in all aspects of his life, as long as he doesn’t lose his phone at a crucial moment and disappear from the face of the planet for multiple days with no contact. His lack of awareness for time, direction, and the discipline it takes to reach ambitious goals will ultimately be a huge downfall for anyone who is associated with him and we will likely regret ever doing business with him—though we’ll probably have a lot of fun in the meantime.  

Josh achieved small-town fame back when he was in high school because he played quarterback and led his team to the state playoffs while undergoing treatment for lymphoma. He took his mediocre talent to Ohio State where his flag football team made it to the championship game but lost because he always comes up just short in life. He also managed to achieve good-enough success in the classroom thanks mostly to the fact that he chose freaking English as his major. 

Josh initially wanted to write books, but soon realized it's the 21st century and no one reads books anymore, so he took to sports blogging. For whatever reason, though, his first real job was at an investment research company where he learned about finance, options trading, and how dreadfully depressing Twitter can be. Still, Josh's background in sports fused with the lessons he learned from covering the stock market, making him one of the fiercest fantasy football players Northeast Ohio has ever seen.

So while it may be hard to tell when he's being serious or not (satire is his strong suit), you will not want to take Josh's fantasy insight lightly, especially when his picks seem the most absurd. He's contrarian by nature, sometimes to a fault, but he has no fear of failure and is willing to do whatever it takes to win, including missing major family functions just to give his lineups the attention they deserve. 

FantasyUnleashd could not be a functional operation without Cash’s organization and relentless pursuit of specialness. While Josh is playing Call of Duty and Jordon is looking for his wallet for the fourth time in a single day, Rob is planning, scheming, and plotting. You may think that those words all mean the same thing, but Cash manages to find a way to do each separately.

Maybe he learned this unique skillset from his time studying economics in Switzerland and hanging around the World Trade Organization. Others, though, suggest it stems from his days at Kent State, where he roomed with the Beaver himself. According to the Beaver, "No one studied harder than Rob, and no one, and I mean no one, partied harder than Rob -- maybe in the history of that campus. I want to be on record with that." 

Regardless, Cash opted against becoming an economist and instead worked in Purchasing. There are few who can match Cash's intensity both in the world of fantasy and in the world of fitness, and in that way he fully embraces the Unleashd mindset.