BEAVER WAVES THE CHECKERED FLAG
Hello Australia. Hello Randall L. Stephenson.
It was just another day in the FU group message when all of a sudden a surprising image materialized.
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What’s surprising here, besides the fact that Beaver’s phone was seemingly at more than 9% charged, was Beaver turning $13 into more than $300 by the time the race was over. That’s because we don’t watch NASCAR and have no idea what the hell is going on.
I asked the Beaver how he was able to pull off this monumental achievement. Here is his response from 2:30AM.
I don’t know what he’s talking about, but I’m equally impressed as I am confused. This just goes to show that when fantasy is in your DNA, it cannot be contained, even when you barely understand how the sport operates.
Speaking of the Beaver’s fantasy DNA, he treated Clean to an FFPC draft as a Father’s Day present, and apparently Clean loved it. He was reportedly “Beat red, full of joy,” according to the Beaver. Nothing brings family together like fantasy football. It is the unifying force we all need right now.
**UPDATE: THERE HAS BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!
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I apologize for this error and really regret the title of this post.
