A Special Salute To Cole Beasley’s 2020 Season
We have already tipped our hat to Deshaun Watson’s 2020 season, and next up is Cole Beasley. They call Leonard Fournette “Uncle Lenny,” but Cole Beasley is the real uncle of the NFL. He looks like the uncle that would always show up late to family gatherings and didn’t realize you were too young to hear “fuck” even though you were only 8 years old. His relentless domination on the football field led to a fantasy season to remember.
Our profane Uncle Beasles finished the 2020 season as the wide receiver 21 (!!!) in half-point scoring, securing 82 catches for 967 yards in the regular season, along with 4 touchdowns.
But as badass as he was during the regular season, it was the postseason that allowed the Kid Rock of the NFL to show off his true specialness.
HE IS A WIZARD! The injury itself is no surprise, since every play seems to send Cole’s helmet halfway off his head. But while he may limp off after every play, he always manages to find his way back onto the field… and into our hearts.
Honestly, the sad part is now his ADP may climb heading into the new season, meaning he might not be our favorite late-round pick once again.
I had Cole Beasley on 33% of my best ball teams…
Obviously Cole will likely be using his recovery time to work on more music. You can check out his YouTube page here to hear his sick beats. He is truly the maestro of our time, and I think the NFL should make an exception so he could use steroids to aid his recovery. See you at the BBQ, Cole, you special son of a bitch.
