Looming Alien Invasion Puts 2021 NFL Season In Question
The potentially civilization-ending event could be bad news for fantasy football players in particular
Heading into the last NFL season we had to deal with a global pandemic, which really dampened the excitement around fantasy football. And now with the 2021 NFL season just four months away, we appear to have another major issue on our hands: fucking aliens.
60 Minutes just reported that the U.S. military has apparently been seeing UFOs every day, EVERY DAY! Meanwhile, just about the only people paying attention to this are Joe Rogan and KFC Barstool. I personally tried to reach out to the NFL and some rich people in powerful positions but have yet to hear a response.
does the #NFL have an alien invasion plan in place? working on a very important article for @FantasyUnleashd. Fantasy players need clarity!!!
— josh selway (@selway151) May 20, 2021
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I’m assuming they’re scrambling to get a plan into place. Or at least I hope so. We can’t just sit back and assume the aliens are NFL fans. Yes, they probably are. Yes, they’re probably huge fantasy football enthusiasts. But on the off-chance that they’re not interested in a start-up dynasty draft, we need to be ready.
And yes, ultimately they’re probably coming to destroy life as we know it. We are, most likely, fucked. But at the least we need to try and prolong our painful deaths until after the regular season, allowing us to get in a full season of fantasy before we’re incinerated.
We are supposed to be receiving a report from the intelligence community soon, so maybe new information will emerge. If so, this could allow the NFL to put some contingency plans in place as they try to squeeze out every last dollar they can before we all die. I have faith in their ability to do so.
As always, FantasyUnleashd will be standing by to help in any way possible. Please pray for Australia.
