Teen Mom 2 Takedown: Season 10, Ep 10

Hey there Teen Mom fanatics!

We’ve recently pinpointed a strong overlap between the fantasy football community and the Teen Mom community, which makes perfect sense. So last night I sat down with my wife for Teen Mom Tuesday to watch the latest episode of Teen Mom 2, like we usually do. Here are a few of my takeaways from another explosive episode. 

The episode starts with Chelsea, whose daughter is gonna get braces. She got her candy to get her in high spirits ahead of this life-altering moment. She also gave her daughter a classic parenting bullshit line about how she’ll be getting her braces off when others are just getting theirs on, but really she’ll probably get bullied at school and it’ll all be terrible. 

Then there was some dinner scene with this girl named Jade who I don’t remember seeing before. She was just sitting there eating and complaining about her life and no one seemed to be interested. 

Kailyn was next and she’s pregnant again but is afraid to tell people. She cries.

Leah is on the phone talking about her book, and I think, “Wow I bet this book is gonna suck” and it turns out my wife already read her book. 

The real meat of the show comes next with Briana, who’s going over her expenses and it turns out this crazy MFer spends $5400 a month on fixed expenses! Like what the fuck are you doing?! She wants her baby daddies to step up and calls them for a meeting. 

We go back to Chelsea who’s at the orthodontist and her friend meets her there and brings her coffee and my wife is not a fan of the friend’s hair: “Her hair is so ugly… why is it like that?!” 

Leah is on the phone with Corey and asks if he can take her to her competition. Says they could get her a cheer dad shirt, haha so funny. Props to Corey for handling this like a pro. 

Kailyn tells everyone she’s pregnant and is happy with how supportive they were. 

Briana has the meeting with her baby daddies and they mostly just murmur shit while she looks at them like what did I ever see in you idiots. Nothing gets solved and it’s probably going to be a huge disaster going forward. 

Leah was apparently planning a trip to promote her book but she talks to someone who was like “there’s a pandemic going on right now IDK if you should travel like this” and she’s like oh shit that’s right.

I zone out for a while to do my waivers but the last thing I hear is that Kailyn finds out she’s having another boy. 

Some absolutely wild shit here people and I’ll have more coming next week. 

**Editor’s note: An earlier version of this post misspelled Chelsea’s name. We regret the error more than you’ll ever know.